yes. my husband. i just found out i had one.
a few days ago i ran into a friend from high school. she had her daughter with her. we had coffee while catching up on things. then she asked me how many kids i had already?
huh? i was about to feel insulted. (read: was she saying i'm fat???) then i told her i didn't have kids yet.
then she asked me where my lovey-doods (her phrase, not mine) was. i told her we broke up some time ago.
she gives me this look and says "but you got married na!"
apparently, a couple of years ago a rumor circulated in my hometown that i was already married. hmmm. she didn't tell me whom i was married to. she didn't know.
i ended up laughing and wondering who my supposed husband was (is?)
small towns. can't beat living in one.