the tinabee effect: cry myself to sleep

found this in one of my notebooks. am posting it since they threatened to delete my account if i don't post something.

cry myself to sleep

1. what do you say to yourself every morning?
oh hungry, oh tinabee.

2. what do you want other people to say about you?
it’s the tinabee you see.

3. someone asked you out, your answer is...
i can’t believe it’s not tinabee

4. how would you answer a booty call?
there ain’t no party like a tinabee party.

5. how would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
savour the flavour of tinabee.
(*my golly i'm forward! - tinabee)

6. to someone you dislike?
you’re in good hands with tinabee

7. you're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
i’m lovin’ tinabee.

8. your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
where tinabee is a pleasure.

9. you're failing a subject, you say...
all you add is a tinabee

10. the love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
i wish they all could be tinabee girls.

11. your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
the tinabee effect.

12. someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
wouldn't you rather be tinabee?

13. what are the best words to describe you?
the tinabee is mightier than the sword

14. if you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
tinabee and on and on…

15. your last words before you die...
out of the strong came forth tinabee

16. your message to a special someone..
how do you eat your tinabee?

17. title of this post will be...
the tinabee of your life

-http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

the tinabee effect

Friday, July 02, 2004

cry myself to sleep

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