go figure

him: thank you very much! i love you!
her: you're welcome. no you don't.
him: haha! let me rephrase that, your honor. i would love to make love to you.
her: i seem to have that effect on men. i wonder why.
him: that's because you're quick with repartee and that's sexy. aside from the fact that you really are. like you said, i would die if i had you in the shower.
her: hmm. i think i just got paid a compliment.